I am 12

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/26/2017 at 12:53 • Filed to: None

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Yes, I need to take the trash out

Been trying to sell a set of wheels for months. Guy said he had $100 and a vape. Then he tossed in a pair of Razor scooters. Not like I’ve wanted an electric scooter since I was 12 or anything but my parents deemed them too dangerous. Thankfully I weight about as much as a piece of tissue paper. The red one is a C100 that needs new batteries, blue one is a C150 that manages to shove me around fairly well. Good backup transportation if somehow all of my cars break, lol.

Also this thing. Gonna sell this cuz I don’t vape but it’s fairly nice from what my friends tell me. TFV8 Cloud Beast tank and a Sigelei 223 watt mod box. I dunno what all that means but supposedly it’s decent. Should fetch a few bucks on Facebook Marketplace.

CalzoneGolem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 13:03

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We have a purple version of one of those scooters. Never used it as I weigh as much as a small bear.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 13:13

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Subaru bros are ready to buy that vape

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 13:21

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What do you mean “if”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 07/26/2017 at 13:21

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fite me

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/26/2017 at 13:24

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Ok we’re in the same weight class.

I’ll let you know next time I’m heading to Toronto.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/26/2017 at 13:24

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LMAO

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/26/2017 at 13:25

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shush

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 07/26/2017 at 13:27

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 07/26/2017 at 13:36

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this is good kinja

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 13:37

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TFV8 Cloud Beast tank and a Sigelei 223 watt mod box

I’m all for people doing whatever they want, assuming it’s of no harm to anyone else, but there’s just something about vape speak/culture that bugs the shit outta me. Idk what it is, but the names of those products/parts just sounds incredibly douchey in the most bro of ways.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/26/2017 at 13:41

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it’s about time

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 07/26/2017 at 14:04

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“cloud beast”

“mod box”

I don’t disagree.

Kiltedpadre > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 14:40

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I’m not interested in vaping, but I’m curious about something. Is it really that common to buy used vape pens? I just can’t imagine buying something used that’s designed to go into my mouth.

cbell04 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 14:48

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Because of the Joe Rogan podcast I can’t help but yell out “ROBOT DICK” when I see someone inserting those huge vape machines into there mouth holes.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Kiltedpadre 07/26/2017 at 14:57

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Dunk in alcohol for a while and it’s generally considered good to go, from what I’m told.

Frank Grimes > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/26/2017 at 18:42

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I want to make a smoke tester machine out of a vape. Cuz smoke testers for car diagnosis are expensive.